50 Ways to Keep Your Lover

[moyer777]

Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

So I did a parody song that I will be singing to Amy today.

Take a listen.  http://bit.ly/dzfzMN

Here are the lyrics:

50 Ways to KEEP your lover
by Rick Moyer
Parody of 50 ways to leave your lovery by Paul Simon.

I found this gorgeous girl then  
I got down on my knee
Asked her dad for her hand and if she would  marry me
She said I'd like to share my life
but hey I don't do this free
There must be fifty ways
To keep your lover

She said to me hey it's really nice to
be pursued
Furthermore, I hope your blessed
by my feminine attitude
Just remember that you're no longer a bachelor you see
and there's fifty ways to keep your lover
Fifty ways to keep your lover

CHORUS:
Just scratch my back, Jack
Put up the seat, Pete
You just Fill me with Joy, Roy
And then  you'll keep me
I get the last word, Nerd
Just need to be heard sir
Listen to me, Lee
And then you'll keep me

She said it's pleasing
to see you try and understand
the differences between
a woman and the nuances of man
I said I didn't realize that
it would be this much to make it work
There must be over 50 ways

She said why don't we
live a long, long time
grow old together slowly
and live our lives out just so fine
And then she kissed me
and I realized she was my gift divine
There must be 50 ways to keep your lover
fifty ways to keep your lover

CHORUS

[Rico]

Awesomeness!!