The Contining Story....

[Geekyfanboy]

Here's the story so far..

The crew was just finishing dinner as the lights went out, but under the table was a phaser glowing hot and about to explode. "You hear that?", Said the Captain "phaser on overload!".  LT. Dunn reached  for the phaser It felt hot "Good day to save the crew!"  And he pulled the power-cell out.

Suddenly, the ship began shaking violently "Captain to Bridge" said a panicked voice.  "Get me the lead ship!!  "Hailing Frequencies Open!" "Your face offends me. Take those pathetic looking officers and transport them  to the solar ship. When I contact you again you had better said he's dead.

This completely confused  the Captain who decided he needed to have a drink for the first time in his life on ship.

The bridge was cold and dark with a subtle scent of elderberries that had been diluted by white noise from the open communications channel  "Computer, get me the latest report from the Daystrom Institute. " Captain look up in the air, is it what I think?" " Surely you can't be serious."  "I gave orders that my pants should never be hoisted above the waist, and don't call for the belt or the suspenders,  but get me another stiff drink with balls of newt... love those.

Suddenly, he awoke with saliva dripping from his ear as the dog of an ensign shook its teeth so violently that he yelped outloud.  The Captain grabbed his pillow and sobbed gently into the soft fabric.  

Composing himself, he noticed the audience staring in silence "Computer. End program." but nothing happened, "i'm going mad!" Clap, clap, clap "I am Q!" "what is this"? Said the captain. "You've been selected to participate in a test of stamina and determination that will determine who will survive and perhaps take their rightful place at my side."

The Captain briefly swallowed hard then burst into uncontrollable laughter. "Surely you are past all the game playing by now? Where Is the egg I was sitting on in my ready room? Are the Mardis Gras beads still stuck in my nose? I must grab my phaser and set for stun.

[Geekyfanboy]

As he aimed

[X]

the phaser transformed

[Bryancd]

into a tribble

[sheldor]

"What the frak??!"

[Dangelus]

Q smiled then

[QuadShot]

and the captain

[X]

punched Q in

[Meds]

the left buttock

[moyer777]

"Ouch Q exlaimed!"

[Meds]

"What about the"

[moyer777]

"no touching rule!"

[Dangelus]

Suddenly, a Klingon

[moyer777]

painstick was introduced

[Dangelus]

to Q's other